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If you want to cut down trees to enrage your hippie, environmental neighbors in Houston, TX, our tree services and removal professionals can help.

Houston, TX Tree Services and Removal: Killing Nature

We are the leaders in tree services and removal. Of course, cutting down a tree doesn't always have to be for revenge. You might have a big old oak that can't support its branches or a maple that's in danger of crushing your home or your car. We will come to your home or business and evaluate the existing tree situation. We like to err on the side of tree services and removal in Houston, TX, though. It's what we do.

Did you have a tree fall in your yard or home during a crazy storm? Or maybe you have a tree blocking your perfect view of the mountains. If so, you need the help of the local Houston, TX tree services and removal gurus. Please, don't try and do it yourself. That's how Jimmy lost his leg, you know. He tried to take down a tree and it attacked him, jumped right onto his left leg. Now he has to wear that peg leg, and no one likes him.

Of course, there's something to be said for the old revenge game.

One day, I was just irritated by the people living around me, so I hired tree services and removal experts to come out and cut down the 350-year-old oak tree that was on my property. They came out in their gas-guzzling trucks, used gas-guzzling chainsaws, smoked like chimneys on their lunch break, drank out of Styrofoam cups (which they threw in the trash) and burned the tree to the ground. Those Houston, TX tree services and removal guys really know their stuff.

It was glorious. I could feel the globe warming. I got hit by a bolt of lightning from a clear blue sky the next day, but it was totally worth it.

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