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No ball is too good for its home, so teach this with golf instruction at one of the many golf courses in Elsmere, KY. Put the swagger back in your sexy swing today by letting one of our gregarious, friendly, albeit superflous instructors get behind you and grab your hips today!
Our Elsmere, KY Golf Instruction Is Top-Notch
For the most refined 5-iron frenzy in history, come get schooled by our golf instruction in Elsmere, KY. We could take down Shooter McGavin in a heartbeat.
Summer may be coming to a close, but that doesn’t mean that you should let your golf game suffer through the long and dismal winter. In fact, summer’s departure may be the best time to rally the troops (the Big Dog Driver that eats Big Berthas for lunch) all the way to the club. As your rivals prepare to slumber, dreams of par fours dancing in their heads, you can roll down your sleeves and apply your Chapstick to keep your game in top form.
I can recall the long days of golf instruction in Elsmere, KY, waking early to hit a bucket or two and hear Sensei, my golf instructor, tell me of his glory days in Del Boca Vista. His instruction was worthless, but the way he signed autographs with an astronaut pen made me crave the taste of glory. It was that day that I set my course to become the greatest golf instructor in Elsmere, KY, making Tigers out of kittens and Chi Chis out of Cha Chas.
Skilled golf instruction can change your life forever. You will have your own parking space at the Elsmere, KY country club. The drink girl will bring you only the freshest limes for your Corona, and the children will cry to see you tee off with a set of the course's finest Pings, free of charge. Your shoes will sparkle, your tees will never break, and I can guarantee you will lose 10 pounds in your very first lesson (in balls hit in the water most likely, but I will not judge).
Our Elsmere, KY golf instruction staff will instruct you in irons. They will instruct in woods. They will instruct you on putter techniques, and how to properly launch your bag into the pond if such a need should arrive. Most importantly, they will show you the proper way to tuck your Izod into your Dockers, so that no fail shot can take away your gusto. Instruction is half the battle, but in your case, it may be the only half you ever win.
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